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Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten
There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo
by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024
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Crunpocolypse

when multiple devastating, disastrous events are happening at the same time.
Crundon being shittier than usual.

E.g. more like Birmingham.
its a "crunpocolypse" outside
by crundoninfluencer July 22, 2024
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Crunch Fetish

A niche sub-section of foot fetishes. The fetish involves biting down on people's toes to listen to the crunch.

Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
by risograph July 30, 2024
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cruny

Ugly man, looks and acts like a frog. Wears strange hats and smells of landfill.
by Froggy legend 123 August 9, 2024
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Crunchy Hoe

The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.

Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
by Jenna Johnson September 14, 2023
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Crungo

I would like to expand on BoogieKing's Definition: A term referring to a situation or statement that the speaker finds to be either awkward, inconvenient or inelegant.

by BoogieKing October 7, 2021

I would like to add: Derived from the word cringe, because the word "cringe" became crungo.
"Dude my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant with another guy's child"
"Not gonna lie that's pretty crungo"
by BoogieKing October 7, 2021
by HammerSlammerJammer September 27, 2023
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crunchtry

Adj.

A combination of “crunchy” and “country”; used to describe a person that conveys both rural and “new-age” characteristics. Usually queer-identifying, wears Birkenstocks and blundtstones; interests include yoga, foraging for medicinal herbs and fungi, listens to Tyler Childers and Noah Kahan, probably drives a Subaru. A subtype of “yallternative”.
“Becca starting a yoga retreat at the organic vegetable farm on their homestead in Maine is the most crunchtry thing ever”
by Dustin143 September 28, 2023
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