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shrimp cream

Dude my girl had some gourmet shrimp cream last night.
by Skruse January 15, 2014
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Strawberries and Cream

When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!
Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.

Emma: This is why I love you

Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020
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Cream Egg

Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards
Hey man I just had a cream egg!”

“Oh, did it taste good?”

What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”
by CreamyEgg May 5, 2020
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snapback cream

A cool and soothing ointment used to treat a case of knucklebutt. Helps cool and sooth and bring down the swelling of knucklebutt symptoms.
Boy, my knucklebutt is so bad this morning im going to have run down to the pharmacy and get a case of snapback cream!
by Frymcfly March 2, 2023
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Chief's white root cream

The magic potion that will cure any ailment
Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"
by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023
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Cream Eyes

Person 1 - "how's that girl that you saw"
Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings for her"
by a1.kyle March 9, 2019
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Piping the cream

Sexual intercourse while not wearing a condom or something similar to that of the term "cream pie"
Guy 1:Sorry I was busy last nighf
Guy 2:You were?
Guy 1:I was piping the cream into this hot chick
by Kai2004 November 6, 2020
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