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prehistoric bananas

bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.
dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.
by how did you find this November 22, 2021
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Banana Heaven

When you see something that makes your dick hard.
"Dude! I saw this bitchin 67 Sting Ray yesterday. Man did it put me in Banana Heaven!"
by Cooky Rook February 7, 2009
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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Banana Hot Sauce

Ahhh! I’ve got banana hot sauce in my eye!
by Alien candy November 17, 2018
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Banana kid

A type of user on sketchersUnited.org that probably is 9 years old and came from DeviantArt

They are called like that because most of them are into the "banana spiltz movie" fandom and post stuff like "5 nights at teletubbies my Verizon" or "bloodshed at Disney channel+"

They usually have a ridiculous amount of followers (about 100 or 200 which is a lot for Sketchersunited.org ) compared to actual artists that know how to draw
Yesterday i saw a banana kid.
I want to remove my eyes
by Sour idiot September 28, 2022
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Banana

I love your huge, juicy, banana
by Qlusbwkqiahakq October 27, 2021
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Banana above head

You know what they say about banana above head? You know what they say about banana above head? You know what they say about banana above head? You know what they say about banana above head?
by Banana above head February 2, 2022
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