When I sat on the toilet and spread my cheeks dingle balls pulled my butt hairs out. Ouch that hurts.
by B.A.P. October 2, 2006
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by ian the d April 14, 2004
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Get the monsters ball mug.Expression; usually negative in nature. Used to express or describe exasperation or other awkward, strange, or otherwise unfortunate events, ranging from everyday misfortunes to completely F.U.B.A.R. situations.
After or during the act of falling off a bike and skidding down a hill: "BALLS MCGEE!!!"
"Balls mcgee dude. That guy just knocked over my beer."
"She went crazy and started screaming on the street. Then she tried to steal my bike! Total balls mcgee!"
"I was blasted and broke two locks trying to to get into my apartment last night."
"What a balls mcgee night, man."
"Balls mcgee dude. That guy just knocked over my beer."
"She went crazy and started screaming on the street. Then she tried to steal my bike! Total balls mcgee!"
"I was blasted and broke two locks trying to to get into my apartment last night."
"What a balls mcgee night, man."
by an old volvo March 6, 2010
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- “Someone sent the :} Chuuya photo” “Oh they were probably from Sigma Balls”
- “Someone sent the :} Chuuya photo” “Oh they were probably from Sigma Balls”
by stanlee August 8, 2021
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(2) when a dog positions itself in a ball on the couch with an innocent look
(2) when a dog positions itself in a ball on the couch with an innocent look
"Dude, I didn't have enough cash for a blow-job last night from that stripper, but she gave me angel balls on the house."
"I'd punish the dog right now, but he looks like angel balls on the couch."
"I'd punish the dog right now, but he looks like angel balls on the couch."
by Joe Bobby12 January 7, 2010
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Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.
by Stormstopper October 1, 2011
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