Top Spinner

One who spins the top and a strange, white liquid soon comes out of the "top"

Hey shit look at that top spinner, jizzing all over his mother's vagina (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

by word son! August 19, 2003

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 27, 2022

top secret

The definition is so top secret, we can't even tell you the definition.

THE EXAMPLE IS ALSO TOP SECRET.

by theworldofurbanwords December 09, 2024

Top of the morning

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.

Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.

by Hanumon March 19, 2024

Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something

"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."

by Kokocane February 10, 2016

Top Eye

When she’s going down on you soo good and then looks up at you with those seductive puppy dog eyes!! Top Eye!

I wish I had never broken up with Erica. She had the sexiest top eye every time she went down on me..

by G-MOSES February 02, 2025

top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.

by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017