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Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.
by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023
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Brain fart

Teacher: yes, gertrude?
Student: never mind, brain fart😟
by _.duhitsme._ August 10, 2016
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Brain Sweat

When you think about something so intense that you feel like your brain is sweating.
Tina was thinking about all of the furniture that she needed to move and she broke out in a brain sweat.
by Whosit606 March 6, 2020
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brain stain

Hey baby gimme a brain stain.
by AlecLEE41 July 30, 2022
mugGet the brain stainmug.

Floof-brained

“Floof-brained” is a playful term that combines “floof” a slang term for something soft and fluffy, often used to describe animals with fluffy fur and “brained” to describe a state where someone’s mind feels light and empty, like fluff. This can happen when an intelligent person numbs their brain with substances, leading to a feeling of mental emptiness. Brain goes into "power saving mode" and the mind feels light, quiet and worry free.

It’s a humorous way to describe someone who is temporarily not thinking clearly or is mentally foggy. Does that make sense?
"I can't make any decisions right now, I'm too floof-brained"
by @420Bunny July 27, 2024
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SOME KIND OF BRAIN

a confidence builder for anybody has any horrible SEX DEVIATIONS in LIFE.

SOME KIND OF BRAIN please TRY A LITTLE KINDNESS as mmmmmmG00D!!!!

EVERYBODY!!!!
Hey you know something as this is a real shocker but the MANDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION uncoverd something just now REAL HORRIFYING of STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK has no relationship to anything happened in his family as he plainly experienced a DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE exactly when viewing his BUDDY'S R0BBIE "PETER" WILLIANA live CONCERT on AUGUST 1,2,3 AT KNEBWORTH ENGLAND 2003 ON YOUTUBE and at exactly 5:14;to 5:40 when what happened as STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK PADDOCK I is thinking imagine having this 666FAG as that RED ASSH0LE as him kicking(10:05) SHITEATER BITCH as just as ALAN I WALDMAN = STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK and that 61 on OCTOBER FIRST, 2017 with that SHARK SH00TER EL0N (10:51 PM)as the equation shifted to STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK = ALAN I WALDMAN as he shot into what he knew on SQUIRT TORONTO is not his mouth BUTT HIS STARTING ASSH0LE (10;15 PM) and let me make a point feds you have it all wrong as you major FUCKED UP THE INVESTIGATION as STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK PADD0CK PADDOCK LOVED LIFE as do you understand as in this next UPCOMING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION will prove the point as no relationship except CRIMINALITY which the majority we all are as we do have SOME KIND OF BRAIN to prove it.

Hey we all got SOME KIND OF BRAIN but mostly we are N0B0DY and KN0WB0DY but when we open up we are KNOWBODY and NOBODY.

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by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 4, 2022
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’tain yer brain

Do something intellectually fun. (Short for “entertain your brain.”)
You need to ’tain yer brain, bro.
by SawHat66 February 28, 2023
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