Happy Juice

Noun-Used to refer to high grade prison alcohol or hooch produced inexpensively and in bulk.

Hey Dan-o! when are you going to make more happy juice?

Hey pass me the two liter of happy juice.

by Dan-o the drunk October 17, 2008

cracker juice

a substance that can be extracted from pale face demons. Excess amounts of it are found in white foods, white music, and white media.

Micheal J: Hey Wayne Brady

Wayne B: Yeah

Micheal J: You're getting low on CJ, that mayo/pita bread sandwhich and diet pepsi wasnt enough

Wayne: Yeah you're right I should probably watch another episode of friends and put in some Barbara Streisand.

Micheal J: Fucking A dude... fucking a

by Chandler July 28, 2004

Pimp Juice

1.(n)The semiclear reddish fluid that oozes from the pore of a freshly popped pimple

Jenny: Mom! Taylor left pimp juice all over the mirror again!

by Pimp Masta' C Fly Beautiful July 10, 2006

shit juice

1. another name for cocaine

2. diorreah

3. george w. bush

1. i was on the shit juice all night

2. wow, i can see corn in my shit juice

3. george w. bush. period...

by australian correspondant December 17, 2007

toilet juice

The clear liquid you see in the toilet.

"Kel, now you've stained the sweater and got it soaked with all nasty toilet juice!"

by The Mole October 23, 2004

spilling the juice

Kissing; making out

Sorry we are late, my girlfriend and I were spilling the juice.

by Tidus575 March 8, 2009

Juiced Up

When a woman's vagina gets wet from instantly getting aroused. Whether it be from the sight of someone extremely good looking or she is just suddenly horny. The female equivalent of the male boner.

"He is so sexy. Every time I see him I instantly get juiced up."

"The other night I came home and he was doing the dishes. Just the sight of it got me all juiced up."

by pookylady26 November 25, 2012