zoomer

Similar in nature to a flaming hard core nerd, but spacier, and typically cross eyed.

John: "Dude, what do you think of that dude Pee Wee?"
Jack: "Dude, he's a total zoomer."

by Professor W December 11, 2007

zoomer

A person who sells fake drugs and then takes off before being found out.

"Damn! that zoomer just sold me cat nip!"

by THONGDADDYFLASH June 7, 2005

Zoomber

This is a shorthand way of saying/writing "Zoom bomber". A Zoomber is someone who unexpectedly and inappropriately hacks or joins a Zoom or virtual/online session usually in a disruptive manner or

We had a nude Zoomber at work today, it was such a shock and gross!

by LingDanc803 September 1, 2021

ZOOMER

n. Instance in which one accidentally inhales a small piece of Marijuana whilst smoking a cigarette of said substance.

Fuck my throat hurts. Why? I just caught a fucking zoomer.

by Lguilford February 12, 2007

Zoomger

Noun; a wild flying fuzzy pig-turtle found in the outskirts of Antarctica.
Zoomger, Zoomgers

Oh Em Gee! I just saw a zoomger!

by uhhngg January 3, 2009

Zoozies

Lint on some kind of object.

Some dude taking off socks: Woah man, i have a shitload of zoozies on my foot.

Some dude taking off socks mother: Eww, look at all of the lint on your foot!

Some dude taking off sock: lint?

by mom oh not yours! July 18, 2009

Zoomer

Popular nickname for members of Generation Z that incidentally also plays on the name of the online video chat service Zoom, one that many Zoomers famously used for school and university classes during the coronavirus.

Emily: Do you remember back in High School when we had classes on Zoom because of the pandemic?
Jacob: Yeah, we're such Zoomers.

by yjonas May 8, 2020