Zero

A man one usually does his best to avoid crossing. Closely related to another one of his kind, The Infamous Franky.

"You fucked with Zero? We're going to die man!"

by Dogs Of War January 18, 2013

zero

cool smashing pumkins song

My reflection, dirty mirror
There's no connection to myself
I'm your lover, I'm your zero
I'm in the face of your dreams of glass
So save your prayers
For when we're really gonna need'em
Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?

She's the one for me
She's all I really need
Cause she's the one for me
Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me
Intoxicated with the madness, I'm in love with my sadness
Bullshit fakers, enchanted kingdoms
The fasion victims chew their charcoal teeth
I never let on, that I was on a sinking ship
I never let on that I was down
You blame yourself, for what you can't ignore
You blame yourself for wanting more
She's the one for me
She's all I really need
She's the one for me
She's my one and only

by futuramafan March 15, 2008

zero points

1. of poor quality
2. general disapproval
3. disappointment

1. A: Would you rail with that girl?
B: No, man. She's zero points.

2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!

3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.

by H-Money October 21, 2003

Zero-point-one

Used as a noun. Usually used to describe anything new that has not had the problems worked out of it yet, such as a new untested product released on an unsuspecting public. It can also be used to denote the first version of something created which is not approved/expected to be the final version, such as a new computer program, music mix, the first draft of a script, etc.

PLURAL: "I should have waited a few months to buy that new automobile, seeing as they hadn't worked the problems out of the zero-point-ones yet." SINGULAR: "We've got the new zero-point-one up and running, we'll see how this works out..."

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 10, 2008

Guitar Zero

Someone who sucks at guitar hero

Bro, seriously, you're such a guitar zero

by Dylan684 August 11, 2010

Penn Zero: Part Time Hero

An underrated cartoon on Disney that follows the adventures of Penn Zero, who unexpectedly inherits the job of his parents: being a Part-Time Hero. Penn must zap into various dimensions to take on the role of the hero in that world and save the day in their place. With the help of his friends, Boone, the Part-Time Wiseman, and Sashi, the Part-Time Sidekick, he must save the worlds from Rippen, a Part-Time Villain and Penn's art teacher, and his Part-Time Minion and principal of Penn's school, Larry.

Penn Zero: Part Time Hero is one of my favourite Disney cartoons

by ElderPrinceShroob December 7, 2015

Zero gravity dick

Adjective Noun/Verb

The CURSE of a never restful penis. Thus, Zero-gravity Dick.

"He shall be cursed with zero gravity dick until the chosen one manages to speak to him without falling victim to the erect penis. Only then, will the curse be broken."

by Lobot13 July 22, 2017