Wind flapper

Large vaginal exterior lips, also known as "Beef Curtains".

example: "It was so windy, I could hear her Wind Flappers...plap plap plap".

by Galphinese December 30, 2019

Dick winded

Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal

Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.

by Stink bomber December 8, 2021

wizard's wind

Slang: smoke produced from marijuana.

"Yeah, Josh was sipping on the wizard's wind the other night."

by hansanderson February 12, 2017

Wind Down

When your work rate drops prior to time off.

"I'm doing sod all today, on wind down for my week off."

Or

"Have you seen how little Dave is doing today?"
"Well he is on wind down, it's his last day tomorrow"

by Bucksend July 31, 2016

digital wind

used to describe data moving silently through a system or systems

This software generates a lot of digital wind.

by tanelg June 2, 2018

mystic winds

When one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. As the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face.

Girl: "Sean gave me the mystic winds again last night."

Guys friends: "Thats what you get on taco Tuesday."

by Ranger_Stan March 22, 2016

Wind fucker

Wind fucker is someone who doesn't do shit and isn't helping at all so he is just standing there fucking the wind.

Why isn't he helping, what a wind fucker.

Look at your score you wind fucker, start playing.

by Potator December 26, 2019