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Weird Rash

Sudden, Itchy, Scratchy, Flaky,Scaley,Oozy, Burny, Sea Shell-like, smelly Anal Herpes.
As in a patient speaking with his doctor, ""Doctor, it's itchy, scratchy, flaky, scaley, oozy, burny, and sea shell-like. It came on suddenly and there's an awful smell, what can you do about this Weird Rash?""That's not a weird rash, that's Anal Herpes...look at all that Razzamatazz."
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Weird trapped

To be surrounded by weird people all the time. Like being boy trapped but instead of boys, weird people. Often causes the person to feel weird or uncomfortable/awkward
Jason: why do I feel so weird

Crazy motherfucker: cuzco you've jus been weird trapped son!!!

Weird nigga season 

Weird nigga season starts at the beginning of fall and ends at the beginning of spring , and it is when the weird niggas come out in hoodies and behave 10x weirder than they usually behave.
I'm ready for weird nigga season, I'm ready to meet with a weirdo.

weird loser 

The girl who takes pictures of herself in a mirror while making an L with her hand on her forehead.
You know who you are you weird loser you

Weird Brag 

A term used to describe the occasion when someone says something casually in conversation that seemed a very arrogant thing to say, intentional or not.
Did you hear Jill talking the other night about how hard her life is because she can't even choose between the numerous gorgeous guys that are into her?
I know.. such a weird brag, dude.
Weird Brag by asdsakdlsadsad; June 17, 2010

WEIRD DREAM 

The construct for the bizarro life that you can live while you're asleep. And, even if you die in your WEIRD DREAM you can usually still wake up normal, but always curious about what really happened.
OLD BLIND GUY: "You have skillfully snatched the pebble, Grasshoppa. Enter, that you may know the way."
YOU: "But, Master ... the journey is long and the day late ... and, yet the mountain is only as high as the valley is low. Shall I follow my shadow as my conscience?"
OBG: "You have answered well, Young Dragon. And I say follow your dream to overcome your nightmare. Now, <fingers snap> SLEEP!"
YOU: "This WEIRD DREAM is quite strange. I uhhh, I thought I was already asleep."
WEIRD DREAM by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006