Wanderlei

The man with the meanest stare downs in MMA. This can also be found in real world situations in which people can use to improve their lives.

John: Did you see that chick over there?

Max: Hell ya I was Wanderleing her all night!

by swiss87 February 17, 2010

Sissy wanker

Person who masturbates because they are depressed.

That faggot is such a sissy wanker, there were more tears than cum.

by Awesome19922 April 20, 2011

Fat Wanker

1. An insult.

2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.

3. A very annoying fat boss.

My boss is a big fat wanker

by Blubber Hater December 1, 2003

wanderlust

A word used by pumpkin spiced drinking white girls to declare that they would suck each and every single dick necessary to get away from their hometowns. Usually used in a hashtag, accompanied by a scenic photograph.

Let the wanderlust take me wherever mother nature goes, so long as I can still order a non-fat tall mocha latte with soy milk and caramel drizzle.

by puckyoself September 4, 2016

wanker

Someone that thinks they're 'cool' but in reality is a total knob jockey.
A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"!

He persisted on calling our game 'soccer' when it's really football. What a wanker.

by Ivy Oh August 7, 2003

cyber wanker

someone who loves to have sex on cam on the internet

Jeremy is a cyber wanker, he cant keep it in his pants, when his cam is on

by Brian Peterman July 10, 2003

Wanderism

A saying by TTPG board member wander that uses incorrect grammar and sentence structure a statement that only makes sense to wander. A statement or sentence that is funny because of how retarded it sounds.

Wanderism "I will tell you what the problem.
I don't know where you come from but can you explain to me what you put in and explain it really well.

I have other things to do then to think below your belt.
There‘s a lot in the mess itself.

You were self defense"

by joepizza September 5, 2010