sausage wallet zephyr

a queef (pussy fart)

oh man she just let out the nastiest sausage wallet zephyr ive ever smelled

by ass master January 18, 2003

meat wallet

stanky unshaven pooty tang

son thats some nasty meat wallet you found, get rid of her
theres a shotgun out back

by De Shawnte Kang April 20, 2008

Wallet dieting

Trying to get rid of your spare change that make your trousers seem like they've got a dozen pounds of lead inside them by purchasing stupid things with coins

Guy 1: Dude, you got a belt? All this change in my wallet is making my pants look like Lil Wayne's at the VMAs!
Guy 2: Bro, go wallet dieting.

by Oli, yo! February 8, 2009

furry wallet

When a woman uses sex, or sexual favors to pay for something.

Jen didn't realize she had no money, so she payed the cabbie with her furry wallet.

by Jabez December 31, 2007

Dog wallet

When one man puts his penis around a Man/Woman's Lips then stretch his foreskin around the lips of the partner then around the head eventually putting a whole head inside of one's foreskin

Jon: I heard Joe came over last night

Jake: Yeah I gave him my first Dog wallet

Jon: Lucky man

by Dogwallet6996 September 8, 2013

Prison Wallet

The term for someone's butthole when they are in prison.

You're not supposed to put Tums in your prison wallet, you're supposed to eat them!

by DonnieBaker-StateLaw September 22, 2020

Spanking your wallet

A term coined by the Watkins family, to "spank one's wallet" is to use someone for their money. Generally used in reference to women.

"Dude, your girlfriend is spanking your wallet. You should seriously dump her."

"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."

by hhans November 2, 2011