fanny vinegar

The female equivalent to the male vinegar stroke.

Gertrude's fanny vinegar was dripping from her as I finger blasted her to orgasm

by Dingly doo May 21, 2021

Dirty Vinegar

Marinating a condom in vinegar for 24 Hours then proceeding to analy fist a partner with said condom.

I gave my girlfriend a dirty vinegar this morning and I can still smell it on my hand.

by Clappeddonny May 22, 2021

Like vinegar for honey

Sounds like a decent book title, though nobody would read it and the author would never get the world on a string with it.

Like vinegar for honey isn't a bad book, it's no less factual or true than anything else you read. It's about good versus evil.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

Balsamic vinegar

A hard word for elmo

Random: *something about balsamic vinegar*
Elmo: that's a hard word for elmo

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023

Balsamic Vinegar

A popular vinegar used on salads and in Italian cooking. The word Balsamic is derived from the Latin word “BALLSAMINO” meaning scrotum or gonad sack. This highly prized vinegar is distilled from the scrotum excretions of pre-puberic boys, giving it its characteristic aroma and pungency. The more expensive blends are formulated from 60 day unwashed scrotums whereas the less costly ones are only festered for a maximum of two weeks. Up until recently, most production came from the Italian monasteries and seminaries using pre-castrated choir boys. Now however, due to worldwide outrage over this practice, production is down and several other countries are now producing this special tonic. Africa and Asia now produce more than Italy. The African blends are particularly pungent and flavorful while the Asian varieties exhibit a slightly fishy odor and taste. Although the Asian varieties have yet to become popularized in the United States, they are steadily gaining market share on the west coast, particularly in the San Francisco Bay areas.
My children’s mother, an Italian immigrant herself, absolutely loves Balsamic vinegar but the store bought versions are way too expensive. Luckily for me, my three pre-teen sons are happy to help her produce this at home. As an added benefit, my hot water and gas bills have gone down significantly.

Wow, this balsamic vinegar smells and tastes just like you after a week of no showers. Your such a pig.

by Snowpimp48 March 12, 2023

poo vinegar

Stink.

There's is poo vinegar on a baby's pull up.

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023

Sharonic Vinegar Mouth

A sex position in which the giver ingests vinegar and holds it in their mouth, after which they perform oral sex under the receiver by spitting the vinegar into the receiver's preferred orifice and henceforth drink the accumulated juices when they re-descent.

Did you hear? Janet tried the Sharonic Vinegar Mouth last night and Brad ended up with vinegar in his eyes.

by Extena March 16, 2025