vertical labret

A lip piercing, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.

That vertical labret is hot.

by Blood November 1, 2004

Vertigo Back

An ailment that occurs when you are too stoned/lazy to get up from a laying or sitting position.

-"Seth - pass me them skins"

-"Cant mate - I've got Vertigo Back"

by Sefff October 20, 2008

Vertex^2

The badass-est song to date on the popular dancing game In The Groove 2 (ITG2). Currently it is locked and only playable on the course Nightmare. On expert, it is a tough 13 footer. There are hands and "whacked-out" beats throughout the song. Eventually, the song reaches 555bpm with some crazy jump stepping and bullshitting. You'd be lucky to make it through this song alive.

To sum it all up, Vertex^2 will ruin your shit any day of the week.

(see "images" to see what happens when you try to play vertex^2...nubs...)

Hey wanna play vertex^2?
-Yeah, if I really felt like getting fucked in the ass I would.

or...

*fails vertex^2* OH PISS, MY DEAD FUCKING MATH TEACHER?!

or...

OHHHHHH SHIT VERTEX^2 AHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCKING *dead*

by Pags/JAP September 8, 2005

Vertolli

Italian word for short.

Generally these people have a very low sex drive and hate the top shelf.

Dude: Wow look at Liam he is so short!
Gal: He said his Nona keeps telling him one day he wont be so Vertolli.

by TheBearOfSpades May 17, 2018

vertify

the incorrect way of saying verify.

Ty: so you're telling me, after all these years, vertify isn't how it's pronounce?

by neopreo May 31, 2016

vertical bacon sandwich

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.

by Muivirt August 30, 2006

vertical seafood taco

A womans shaved Vagina which is symbolic of a upright taco shell stuffed with live squid and shrimp.

"i slammed into her vertical seafood taco"
"man, she had the juiciest vertical seafood taco ever!"

by D.Righteous July 25, 2007