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Vanessitis

Rare cardiological disease which consists in increased blood pumping inside the Superior Vena Cava and Aorta which results in increased heart activity due to the enourmous amount of love the patient has for Vanessa Nuevo. Some symptomps are increased heart beat and L.O.V.E (lots of various emotions) and B.O.V (because of Vanesa).
Vanessitis is my disease <3
by Rec5000 October 31, 2011
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Vanessa

Vanessa is a skinny girl. Like a pocky stick!
OMG Vanessa i'm so jealous, I wish I was that thin!
by pocky stick May 2, 2019
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Vanessa

likes to bully people. She acts like a gangsta but inside is a pocky stick.
*Kid crying*- Vanessa ate my takis!
by pocky stick May 2, 2019
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Vanesshaphobia

The fear of Vanessa's.
The young boy Julian was affected with Vanesshaphobia.
by SuperGreg December 19, 2007
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vanessa carlton

An awesome pianist who writes and composes her own music, and is a "real" artist, but truthfully, she should really just be part of an emo rock band, because her lyrics are jsut oh-so depressing and will make someone want to kill this girl for making them feel so down.
"There's nothing you can do, someone gently says to you "the doctor says that now it won't be long", i try and live up to the moment, hope that i dont blow it, what is it in me that she hears? Its just the song she likes, her little arms around my neck, and a dying girl whispers in my ears..."- Vanessa carlton, Annie
by Schergan October 16, 2005
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vanessa

by dredd scott March 29, 2020
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Vanessa

Only for fine, sexy latina staight from el barrio.
This girl knows how to strut her latin ass and can also get down on the dance floor. She can move, shake, grind, and drop it like no ones business.

this does not include white or blacks girls.
or any other race for that matter

also does not include cholas or chongas.
Dude, do you see that girl gettin' low?
Yeah dude, she's most likely a vanessa

OMG, i see a vanessa walking the ghetto streets.
by captivation11 March 22, 2011
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