two nuts in a sack

two closely related people

you and george are like two nuts in a sack

by neuman March 28, 2005

two-cent gutter slut

This is a girlfriend who goes around and sleeps with all of your friends.

Oh and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends
Hey good, that really makes you an empowered individual - no wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant two-cent gutter slut

by Jojoba Loofah Milktowel June 27, 2008

a two cents plain

A two cents plain is a glass of seltzer water. During the Great Depression, one could get an egg cream for twenty-five cents (seltzer, chocolate syrup, and milk), a chocolate milk (milk and chocolate syrup) for a dime, a chocolate soda (seltzer and chocolate syrup) for a nickel, or plain seltzer water for two cents. Two cents plain.

I'll have an egg cream for my lovely date, and I'll take a two cents plain.

by Judith June 17, 2006

two timer

a person that is seeing two people at the same time.

You are such a two timer! Never go out with 2 guys at once you whore!

by trancemaster365 November 21, 2006

i'd throw it in the two hole

An expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. Literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in anal intercourse with her.

Britney: "Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Kevin."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."

by Nick D August 28, 2005

Two Pump Chump

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

by KHD August 2, 2003

two blocker

The definitive sound system for a car driven by a bogan. Usually associated with Australian western suburbs, a two-blocker is a car fitted with fully sick sub woofers and stereo system which can be heard from at least two suburban blocks of the sounds origin. Sadly, 99% of the music is of the 'doof-doof' variety. Drivers of a two-blocker have other interests such as "even more fully sick cars with louder two blockers"

"Ahhhh yuleh, I fully heard this sick two blocker pumpin' past the house"
"Sick, what a siiiick c**t"

by sixwedgenine November 10, 2005