Swedish Twinkie

The act of cumming into a danish, pastry or some variety of sandwich to feed to an unsuspecting female.

Hey Dean, that was a fantastic Swedish Twinkie you fed to Beatrice. She had no fucking idea!

by Dean and Gordo January 1, 2004

twinky slut

A young girl who sleeps with older men. lg

"You're such a Twinky Slut!"

by Amberxoxo April 28, 2006

twinkie house

What you shout when you punch your buddy in the face.

"Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat." - Cop
"I don't believe it." - Green Lantern
"Habeeb it." - Cop
"TWINKIE HOUSE!" - Green Lantern as he punches Cop

by GigaKnight June 11, 2006

Stinkie Twinkie

A dick that has just been inside a pussy

The Twinkie (dick) goes into the pussy and in so doing gets stinkie (covered with scented pussy juice)

(Twinkie because a guy's dick resembles a Twinkie - both are oblong and are filled with white cream; stinkie because the pussy has a certain type of odor and wetness)

P-Phat truly needs a Stinkie Twinkie!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Shit Twinkies

1) To violently explode anger

2) Something that was so amazing or fucking retarded that made you shit a mountain of cream- filled, chocolate-covered, yellow logs of scrumdidilyumpciousness after your friend decides to dare you to shove your penis into your anus and makes you watch gay porn after 5 bottles of beer and 2 viagra

today i witnessed my teacher shit twinkies because none of us decided to actually do our final over how ghanoreah and a shit load of other STD's can affect the reproductive system and someones social life in health class.

by sundontshine June 20, 2011

Twinkie

A gold rim with chrome spokes.

I put some 20 inch twinkies on my seven tre chevy.

by Duble-R January 30, 2003

twinkie test

A term used in the rowing world to refer to one of the most demoralizing and embarrassing forms of seat racing: a boat races a set distance for time, and subsequently replaces one of the oarsmen with a twinkie and races the same distance a second time. If the boat goes faster with the twinkie in place of the oarsman, then that rower has "lost the twinkie test," meaning that they are worse at rowing than a twinkie.

Bill missed practice today, so we twinkie tested him for a 5k race piece. He definitely lost.

by The Dictator November 3, 2014