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Pearl Twinkie

When one man ejaculates onto another man's penis.
Ben pulled out jizzed all over Roger's massive cock. Roger thanked Ben for the pearl twinkie.
by Reedus March 19, 2010
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Swedish Twinkie

The act of cumming into a danish, pastry or some variety of sandwich to feed to an unsuspecting female.
Hey Dean, that was a fantastic Swedish Twinkie you fed to Beatrice. She had no fucking idea!
by Dean and Gordo January 1, 2004
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twinky slut

A young girl who sleeps with older men. lg
"You're such a Twinky Slut!"
by Amberxoxo April 28, 2006
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twinkie house

What you shout when you punch your buddy in the face.
"Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat." - Cop
"I don't believe it." - Green Lantern
"Habeeb it." - Cop
"TWINKIE HOUSE!" - Green Lantern as he punches Cop
by GigaKnight June 11, 2006
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Stinkie Twinkie

A dick that has just been inside a pussy

The Twinkie (dick) goes into the pussy and in so doing gets stinkie (covered with scented pussy juice)

(Twinkie because a guy's dick resembles a Twinkie - both are oblong and are filled with white cream; stinkie because the pussy has a certain type of odor and wetness)
P-Phat truly needs a Stinkie Twinkie!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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Shit Twinkies

1) To violently explode anger

2) Something that was so amazing or fucking retarded that made you shit a mountain of cream- filled, chocolate-covered, yellow logs of scrumdidilyumpciousness after your friend decides to dare you to shove your penis into your anus and makes you watch gay porn after 5 bottles of beer and 2 viagra
today i witnessed my teacher shit twinkies because none of us decided to actually do our final over how ghanoreah and a shit load of other STD's can affect the reproductive system and someones social life in health class.
by sundontshine June 20, 2011
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Twinkie

I put some 20 inch twinkies on my seven tre chevy.
by Duble-R January 30, 2003
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