Twilight

A series of teenage romance novels, written for those "not all there".
Often wrongly compared to the series "Harry Potter", which is most obviously the better in the comparison.

Swooning Twilight Kid: OMIGOSH JACOB I LUV YOU <3<3<3

Harry Potter Child: *blinks*

by Teddy Lupin April 10, 2010

Twilight

the gayest vampire book series and movies of all time, they literally destroyed the true definition and good oppinions of real vamires.

Dude, ive read the twilight series 36 times and scene the movies 18 times and now all i think about is how they glitter and how unbelivable well they fucked up vampires!

by Alla is mother russia :] August 5, 2010

Twilighter

A sane fan of Twilight.

"Fans of the series who are up for debate, free thought, and intelligent discussion rather than mindless praise of who’s the hottest character."

-www.TwilightSucks.com

I wish all the Twilight Fans were as unbiased and open minded as the Twilighters. I'm tired of hearing about the looks of a fictional, godly statue.

Chav: "Twilight SUX! HE'Z NAWT REEL! G3T A L1F3!"
Twilighter: "Right, well, good luck with that. Too bad you don't speak so much the language as you chew on it and spit it out."

by VictoriaVolTORI March 30, 2009

TWILIGHT

adjective: to describe something that is all sparkly but no substance

They really twilighted the Oscars this year

by Radaza May 4, 2011

Twilight

A beautiful time of day, between day and night, very inspiring time with amazing lighting.

.........and a crappy book.

We went on a date at twilight.

by the Awesome Sause November 28, 2010

Twilight

A series of books, and now motion pictures, that are very popular among pre-teens (with the occasional actual teenage GIRL). It tells the story of a misunderstood "vegetarian" vampire and the new girl in school and their oh so tragic love story. The character of Bella (new girl in school) has little to no personality which is most likely the literary device that made it so addicting to young women. These love starved girls can very easily put themselves into the place of

Bella because there is very little know about her that readers need to remove from their minds. Edward (misunderstood vampire...who sparkles) is portrayed as the "perfect man" in every aspect possible, however the writer fails to actually expand on all the reasons he is so very "god-like". There is no actual plot until about the last 70 pages so the rest is used to convince young girls to toss aside all other men that do not live up to the standard they have created for Edward Cullen in their mind.

Boy to Twilight reading Girl: Hey i was wondering if you would like to go out some time.
Twilight reading Girl: Do you sparkle?
Boy: Excuse me?
Twilight reading Girl: You heard me. Do you sparkle?
Boy: Um no...
Twilight reading Girl: Will you let me call you Edward?
Boy: But my name is...
Twilight reading Girl: I don't even care just leave. (whispers to friends) god what a loser!

Hint: Twilight reading Girl need to take a look in the mirror

by saddend.by.society. December 7, 2010

Twilight

What could have been a good book, just ended up being a big mess. A typical romance novel that no one will remember in 15 years. Though about 'vampires', the whole book is just describing the oh so handsome Edward, and about a girl who can't make a single decision in her life and will always depend in a guy. A lot of people complain about the book being gay, but the whole book is just horrible, besides, Twilight fans never discuss the characters, or the plot, or the sequence the events are put together. The bad stuff of Twilight could be:

1. lack of plot

2. And lack of character development

Twilight fan-"OMG, like Twilight is THE best book ever. Edward is so hawt, vampires are so cool, like I want to marry Edward cause he is so hawt."

Non fan-"Twilight a good book?"(goes back to reading A clockwork Orange)

by Mr. Mercury June 29, 2010