Twatterplated

A female that talks about how good she is in bed , but isn't worth doin.

You're such a twatterplated hoe.if you were half as good as you think you are,you still wouldnt be worth doin

by Missguudpussy August 25, 2023

Twattertarian

Generally synonymous or related to 'Twatter', 'OffendItarian' and 'OffendAtarian'. (Similarly related to 'Political Correctness,' Woke Comedy', (an idiotic 'oxymoron',presumably derived from 'Moron'?) The word itself, originating from a rather clever and slightly smug blend of Twatter', and the type of 'Offensive Vegetarian' that you find seated next to you at a wedding dinner and scowling because you prefer the 'Chicken' option. Not an honest, quid pro quo and empathetic Vegetarian, like me Mum, who cooks us all a superb Sunday roast lamb dinner at her home , with her own vegetarian option, and quite rightly expects and receives the same sort of respect, empathy and consideration as She shows to us, or 'quid pro quo' if you prefer, in our homes. A Twattertarian is the dominant ignorant minority, the sort of ignorant Twat that would quicky re-TWEET in stead of re-SEARCHING first. They generally are the type of extremely ignorant minority twat that has the loudest voice and have been making, and continue to make, life miserable for all humanity. Live just one day in the shoes of other Cultures or Tribes, with all Classes, before you stick your destructive nose in, eh?

Why are the the lives/society of the vast majority of decent, honest and peaceful 'equatorial minded' people, who simply want to lead happy, secure and empathetic 'live-and-let-live' lives, made so miserable by the conflicts created by the absurdly disproportionately loud, influential and controlling minority of Twattertarians from the 'North' & South Poles? Simply put, why is it always just one person that spoils the party for everyone else?

by idiocracy62 August 16, 2024

Twatter Pops

The term used to describe a female that has had someone insert Otter Pops Popsicles into their vagina, also known as a twat, (minus the wrapper) to aid in reviving them after she has overdosed on opiates. They have also been known to have been eaten and enjoyed once revival has been accomplished by the person inserting aforementioned popsicles.

"She has been Twatter Popped!" "We call her Twatter Pops now!"

by BLRRDVYZYN May 27, 2024

Twatter

A name for a big fat twat, commonly used in slang for insulting people you really don't like.

"She's a right twatter she is"

by Anonymous739291 November 7, 2024

Tatered

To stuff something up, run an opportunity or be puzzled/perplexed.

Keith tatered his opportunity to take his crush away for a romantic weekend.

Brian was absolutely tatered at the word guess in Wordle.

by LL2022 October 28, 2025

tweeter twatter

A word used by elderly people to disguise a word that would be used for weird couples. Like a blonde girl (whos hair is not a natural blone... more like a poopy color) or a funky short but not too short hair that can be blonde or brown. The male may look funny or look like an animal such as the duck and the female might look for dead birds in the sky. They are the same age or at least are in the same grade and some teachers might know that one likes the other because friends might like to tell teachers and creep them out.

Meghan has a huge stalker crush on Ryder and he has a duckface........... QUACK!!! These two kids are a tweeter twatter

by MARIE V. November 15, 2011

Motor twatter

Motorboating the downstairs

The guy at the bar paid me 20.00 to motor twatter his girlfriend

by G. Monk August 20, 2016