turtle

someone who is slow but is smart

you a turtle

turtle by sarita7 August 21, 2026

Turtle! 

Gay homosexual fairy faggotWhen someone is gay, does something gay, or can be used as an adjective

Bro Gayes is such a turtle look at him turtling. Bro Gayes likes little boys? Hes such a turtle!

Turtle! by PPSOFTBrynanna April 21, 2020

Turtle Neck Tension(TNT) 

That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.

The following is a sequence of events

Text Conversation

Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)

(Later that night)

Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3

(Even Later)

Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"

Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"

At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).

Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!

Turtle Neck Tension(TNT) by sanfran13 April 2, 2013

turtle on my name

Commonly misheard lyric of "dirt all on my name" from the song Attention by Charlie Puth.

Note that "dirt all" sounds surprisingly similar to "turtle"

Don't be runnin' round throwing that turtle on my name.

turtle on my name by M'sBlUfF October 13, 2017

Turtle in the weeds 

When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"

Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"

Turtle in the weeds by SumDumSumBitch November 25, 2020

turtle dumpkin 

(also spelled turdle dumpkin) a massive bowel movement resembling the shape of a turtle.

"Hurry up, Elroy! Brisco County Jr. is about to start!"

"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."

turtle dumpkin by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. August 12, 2017

Turtle Smuggler 

In Australian culture, a man or woman with a pot belly, or beer gut, giving the appearance of hiding a turtle under their shirt.

Brian’s pot belly makes him look like a turtle smuggler.

Turtle Smuggler by Aussie Turtle Smuggler November 28, 2019