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Fuck-tuning

Any guitar tuning where all six strings are involved. Could have several sharps, flats, etc. and could involve raising or dropping several steps or half steps. Fuck tuning a guitar can take from one to fifteen minutes.
Drummer: Hey, want to cover some Bullet For My Valentine?
Guitarist: Fuck that man, they only play in Drop C, I don't want to be fuck-tuning my guitar.
by TimmyTabby February 14, 2009
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TiRing

A Titantium ring, the ultimate in bling. Used as the best female pulling jewellery there is, women fall weak to their knees in begness of the TiRing attention. "Kevin R" is the pinnacle of the TiRing wearing crew and others can only hope to follow such power.
Check out mah TiRing yo!
I ain't a slut yo!
My TiRing is the baddest!
My TiRing can't be broken, it's on my hand forever!
by auroras1 January 22, 2008
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Turngash

"Turngash". Definition: a Chicago-based phenomenon that occurs when one swipes their CTA Ventra card assuming it has worked when it hasn't. This is followed by walking into the turn-style with such speed, momentum, & hope only to be stopped short and results in a noticeable bar- shaped bruise across the thigh area...A turngash.
My stupid Ventra card didn't work again and now I can't wear shorts for a week due to my obvious turngash!
by Em Rick May 22, 2014
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Turning fapanese

When you make a dumb face while masturbating, usually involuntarily.
My grandma walked into the bathroom and saw me turning fapanese. I think she liked it.
by CWB71 February 4, 2016
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Jill looked at her friend, "So, has Jeff went touring the chocolate factory yet?"
by Ron Jeremy Pony January 17, 2017
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turding

The act of telling your friends you are going to go pee and (insert a couple of other activities/chores) so that your long absence doesn't give away the fact that you were pooping.
Larry: Welcome back, how was the poop?
Chickie: I wasn't turding!!!!!
by rusrsrn July 28, 2020
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Tuning In Mars

The act of twisted a woman's nipples as if you were trying to get a signal on an old radio.
I was tuning in Mars when her husband walked in on us.
by Wordsmithhhh August 26, 2021
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