Guns in the Trunk

A term used to declare that someone has an STD (herpes, etc.) or as a warning to others who may be pursuing someone who is high risk of having an STD.

Jimmy: Hey man, that chick over there asked me back to her place after last call.

Tom: Who? Cindy?!?

Jimmy: Yeah. Why?

Tom: Yo that bitch got guns in the trunk, bruh. She got my boy Dave a couple months back. He was pissing razor blades for a week after a night with her.

by Sleepy Weazel November 21, 2020

Trunk Drump

Being so drunk that you talk like Trump. Yes, it’s actually Trump Drunk but it’s more likely to be pronounced (if confessing to be being in this state) as above.

We had dinner at the neighbours with a few bottles of piss and next minute we were Trunk Drump. Fun times!!

by Greeeenie September 5, 2020

Trunk Juice

Juice (specifically a gallon of Hawaiian Punch) that is purchased and left in the trunk of your car over a period of time for consumption.

On my road trips i never to have to buy anything to drink because i always have my Trunk Juice.

by Sanmon June 29, 2011

dump trunks

Loose, thread-bare fabric sagging in the seat of one's shorts that jostles about like one took a dump in their trunks. Occurs mostly to folks with odd-shaped bods and who believe shorts don't need washing as often as other garments. Will usually smell like bus seat and fecal grease in affected region.

"Connor can't get the smell of skid marks out of his mouth since he bit into Perry's filthy dump trunks."

by Fauxby K February 21, 2020

trunk shit

Music with a sick beat/an incredible amount of bass/sub.
- As referring to the subwoofers in ones trunk.

"Sounds like some trunk shit to me."

by wm41ification February 9, 2012

caked their trunks

To back out of a stressful situation.

A few newbies were planning on surfing but saw that the waves were massive. A passerby on the beach came by and asking if they were going to surf, then a "friend" of the newbie surfers said "these two caked their trunks the second they saw the waves."

by chrispbaconass September 5, 2023

bitch in the trunk

Adjective. A female who won't submit to sexual activity.

Did you guys do it last night?
Nah, she's just a bitch in the trunk.

by MootWatermelon November 10, 2015