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Trouser Trouting 

The act of displaying your penis while still wearing pants. Usually accomplished by unzipping the pants and exposing the penis. This is often done at party's or in public as a joke, but can also be utilized as a means to proudly display your penis to potential sex partners to ignite arousal and attraction.
That guy over there is Trouser Trouting, he's got his dick hanging out of his zipper in front of Mary. I bet she's going to hook up with him.
Trouser Trouting by Baalor December 7, 2012
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trouser biscuit 

Hey man, I think I just pooed my pants:

You just baked a trouser biscuit!
trouser biscuit by Mike.B May 7, 2008

trouser biscuit 

I female wearing short shorts where portions of her pubic hair occasionally become exposed.
While she was warming up, I could see her trouser biscuit.

Trouser Ballerina 

Male genital, penis, dick, cock, manhood, meatstick, one-eyed snake, Peepee, shaft, wang, etc.
Trouser Ballerina. See Trouser Snake.

Tina: I'm gonna ask Brad to go to the dance with me.
Stephanie: Don't get your hopes up. I bet he has a small Trouser ballerina.
Trouser Ballerina by ChuLolli January 18, 2010

trouser pants 

Another word for jeans, to get around office dress codes.
These aren't jeans, they're trouser pants!
trouser pants by 4reverse4 February 11, 2010

Trouser Guns 

Imaginery item(s) found in the inside of the trouser leg, used by species called Big Caff and the Timmies...
Trouser Guns by devinemadness April 15, 2010

Trouser trailer 

The unfortunate and unintended phenomenon whereby an attempted fart and dart is performed too rapidly, resulting in the perpetrator being followed by his or her own brown cloud around a public place, leaving little or no doubt as to the initial deliverer of said methane.
Jesus Mother of Christ, that trouser trailer could only have come from the bloke over the other side of the shop! If he'd timed it a split second later he'd have pulled off a classic fart and dart!