Just some virtual air traffic controlling people that make people’s planes disappear for being idiots yet make other people happy that those people are controlling.
by NovemberFourTangoEcho May 16, 2018
Get the IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling) mug.this word does not exist because any vehicle collision is not accidental. Vehicle collisions are caused by people who do not pay attention to what the hell they are doing while they are operating a vehicle.
Most incidents happen because of poor judgement. Remember to STOP (meaning to fully come to a halt) at STOP signs and Red lights. If turning right on red, stop, look, then proceed if you are clear to do so.
If you are eating whilst driving, do not bend down to look for a fallen object....please, please, please Pull the fuck over first. I don't need your ass plowing into my rear end and having me jump through hoops for insurance matters.
Don't tailgate ( 3 second following distance)
Roads are not race tracks; weaving in and out of traffic only increase your chances of causing a collision
And don't drink or do drugs before driving....most of you fucking crackheads don't even have insurance
Most incidents happen because of poor judgement. Remember to STOP (meaning to fully come to a halt) at STOP signs and Red lights. If turning right on red, stop, look, then proceed if you are clear to do so.
If you are eating whilst driving, do not bend down to look for a fallen object....please, please, please Pull the fuck over first. I don't need your ass plowing into my rear end and having me jump through hoops for insurance matters.
Don't tailgate ( 3 second following distance)
Roads are not race tracks; weaving in and out of traffic only increase your chances of causing a collision
And don't drink or do drugs before driving....most of you fucking crackheads don't even have insurance
There is no such thing as a traffic accident; there are only stupid people who make stupid judgement calls which turn into collisions, which, in turn pisses off other motorists behind them because they can't get to where the fuck they are going on time.
by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006
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Get the Duggie Traffic mug.A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from one's ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what's that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.
Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.
Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
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Get the ass traffic mug.Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.
Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.
Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.
Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
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