The tool

Meaning a weapon such as a gun or knife. Or another word for penis.

Weapon: dont make me use the tool on you.

Penis: girl you cant handle the tool.

by Jboyglinton June 4, 2016

Tool

Tool; some one who can fix things and make then 10x better or worse then before

"Hey you know that dave guy?"
"yeah"
"he built a pocket amp from a radio"
"cool, and.?"
"it caught fire"
"what a tool"

by StolenAdrenaline June 2, 2009

Tool

the guy that does shit for women (holds bag, buys toys, all of the stuff you would normally do but just way to much)
the guy that wears seersucker shorts, a polo with a colar up and neon green wayfarers where ever they go
the guy that blows at sports but thinks hes good

Dude, did you kyle flirting with lily and holding her bag and shit
Yeah, he's such a tool

by Andyslaybids March 21, 2010

Tool

One way to identify a tool is by their limited vocabulary. They often employ the same words to describe everything. Using these words heightens their belief that they are popular and "in" with whats hip. In fact, it just reflects their inability to be original. Some common words tools use are; cool, awesome, sweet, badass, playa, chill or chillen, great, a string of either cool, great or awesome in repetition or a mix of these together. A tool also over uses the word fuck. Finally, to know if one is a tool, they have not read Civilization and Its Discontents by Sigmund Freud, The Republic by Plato, Candide by Voltaire, the Dictionary, a Thesaurus, and other examples of intellictual works.

Tool: Oh, your major is aeronauitcal engineering, cool cool cool.
You: Yeah.
Tool: Yeah, the weather is just chillen outside right now. (because they have nothing else to offer)
You: Yeah
Tool: Man, awesome, that party was badass. How was it for you?
You: Good.
Tool: Cool cool, very cool. (As they see more people)Sup playas, you guys just chillen? Awesome, awesome, cool cool cool. Great, Great, cool.

by Andrew Dickinson April 11, 2006

tool

People who think they are better than other people but really aren't.

Dude, B^3 are such tools.

by Cpt. Olimar February 2, 2008

tool

One lacking social awareness or ignoring their own mental capacity to realize when they're a pawn to unsustainable corporate interests. A slave and/or sell-out to the globalization of business power.

That tool doesn't even know he's toeing the line.

by gnuosphere October 14, 2011

tool

Typically a male who gels his hair every morning and makes sure everything he wears is designer brand and that people know it. All of his thoughts are centered around himself and he believes everyone else's should be too. He tries hard to be that cool, popular guy that loves, yet he is not. He thinks that if a girl doesnt go for him, it is only because she has a boyfriend but secretly wishes she could have him anyway.

Wheres Matt?
Hitting on that drunk girl over there
Oh man what a tool.

by khags November 30, 2009