Sphincter took the jimmies

Diarrhea

My sphincter took the jimmies and I ruined my clothes !

by Miss Gale March 18, 2023

Rapper's Delight only took one take.

Sugar Hill Gang only took one attempt to rap an entire 15 minute song called Rapper's Delight.

Dan: Hey Sam, Did you know the song Rapper's Delight only took one take, for one track?
Sam: ......One take. Only one take. Rapper's Delight only took one take.. one... just one.

by Pimpdaddy88 December 3, 2018

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

tooks

can be the nonstandard plural form of the past tense of the verb take

Emily and Elizabeth just tooks off their jackets.

by bluestinger66 November 22, 2023

who took your phone

Another from of saying who took your virginity

So, tell me, who took your phone Frankie;)?

by potnoodlehehe February 10, 2021

took a left

Precursor to Take a L.

The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.

Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.

by Mr. Moisha April 15, 2021

Took

Buzzkill who starts beef but doesn't like when people return it

"Ugh Amanda was such a took on Thursday"

by Odsal det August 1, 2022