clonker tonker

person in a wheel chair who runs into things all the time
or
person who always gets in fender benders while driving

Yo, did you see that car man, full of dents. That dudes a fuckin clonker tonker

man, my friend in the wheel chair is always runnin into my door jams and furniture when he comes over. Im gonna start calling him clonker tonker

by cipriano1980 March 5, 2009

Salad Tosser

When a homosexual gets extremely upset, they throw their salads at people (but usually miss)or at at the ground or wall. It also can be used to describe a someone that acts like a bitch and is most likely gay.

That guy freaked out and threw a salad over here, guess he must be a salad tosser.

That bitch is a salad tosser.

by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009

tosser

see Micheal Mark cunt chimp Lady Boy chav closet pussy

Micheal Mark is a tosser

by Screw you bitch November 15, 2004

tonker

noun
A homosexual male; the male equivalent of a lesbian
(the term "gay" or "homosexual" can be used to describe both males and females but "tonker" is strictly male)

"As the election nears, the debate over tonker and lesbian marriage is a popular issue."

"I think Bryan is a tonker... he sucked that dude off"

by smoothsailing August 29, 2012

Tosser

A feckin eejit, who is likely to support Man Utd. Also has no regard for either facts or other people's opinions if they do not concur with their own opinions (which are normally based upon their own limited mental capacity and experience of reality).

That Mick Maddock, he's the biggest tosser I've ever met.

by Dean Eager October 7, 2003

TOSser

A Star Trek fan (or Trekkie) who's primary or only interest is in the Original Star Trek series (The Orignal Series, or TOS). TOSsers almost always prefer to refer to themselves as simply Trekkies; TOSsers is a term applied to these old-timers by fans of the newer shows.

I don't even go to the TOSser's message board. They still think that warp nine is impossible.

by Jonah C July 26, 2006

Salad Tosser

When that bratty kid at the buffet argues with his mom over eating the salad or not. And he/she just slips it under the table. They often get colon cancer later in life due to lack of fiber.

"but mooommmmmmmm"
"eat your salad you're embarrassing me"
*slips it under table all sneaky like...*
"I saw that! I never raised my child to be a Salad Tosser!"

by Pullgame 2.0 October 14, 2014