Coating your testicles with ink, so that after you teabag someone, it leaves a marking of your balls. An extreme tea bag
Yesterday, when Brittaney was sleeping, i took some ink to my balls, and junk stamped her. She was quite displeased in the morning...
by Resilient Tapout September 19, 2009

by sap sucker August 25, 2015

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".
by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015

" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."
" Ya right, you wished it would."
" Ya right, you wished it would."
by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009

The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.
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by Perm-suspended February 1, 2020

by Mad Dog 2020 November 27, 2010

Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".
I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!
by Keg Flexington October 25, 2009
