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Junk Stamp

Coating your testicles with ink, so that after you teabag someone, it leaves a marking of your balls. An extreme tea bag
Yesterday, when Brittaney was sleeping, i took some ink to my balls, and junk stamped her. She was quite displeased in the morning...
by Resilient Tapout September 19, 2009
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Junk ice

Something cold to put by your ballsack on a hot day.
Toss me another cool one and a couple cubes outta the cooler, need more junk ice.
by sap sucker August 25, 2015
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cancer of the junk

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".
by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015
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Bumped junk

When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.
" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."

" Ya right, you wished it would."
by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009
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Sympathy Junk

The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.

/u/Gloeee
I felt him getting kicked in the balls in my sympathy junk.
by Perm-suspended February 1, 2020
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Junk Stick

The shaft of the penis or junk. Most commonly referring to the shaft of an erect penis.
I'll be ready when I'm fucking ready! Damn woman, get off my junk stick!
by Mad Dog 2020 November 27, 2010
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Junk Braille

Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".
I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!
by Keg Flexington October 25, 2009
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