Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.

“You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends”

by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020

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Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.

Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care

by （´∀`）ｂ October 27, 2019

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An idiot who waters trees

“Chris hemsworth is such an idiot”
“Why?”
“He waters the trees”

by Rocket hero spiral gaze June 3, 2020

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Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.

I got a present- it must be Chris.

by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020

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I am chris

What are you up to?
I am Chris

by Dtdyshdhdg April 5, 2021

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A fucking weird ass simp who tries to impress girls by luring them but inevitably getting dubbed

Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!

by Hunter69420 April 16, 2020

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