The sexual opposite of a tea-bag; when a female places the two skis (vagina lips, i.e. labia) onto the hilly face of her partner.
by SS-Chi-town March 14, 2009
When you got a good looking girl that was down for you, but you fuck it up and now she don’t want you back!
by hoodigan June 04, 2021
A person who has surpassed the moniker of a "douche bag". These people are the cream of the crop / elite of "douche bags" and deserve a unique, differentiating term for them, like "executive douche bag". Any random person can be a "douche bag", but enema bags are mired in their own sense of self importance in the world.
That enema bag dude in the skinny, bejeweled jeans, was trying to tell me his theory on stock market technical analysis and couldn't have been more incorrect. I think he should spend more time tanning and less time trying to impress others with failed theories.
by Davester75 March 16, 2012
Shit son; I'm damn near starving and jet lagged something chronic.
Should have remembered to pack my bag crackers.
Should have remembered to pack my bag crackers.
by Almuemadan December 12, 2016
when one of your buddies ditches you all day for his girlfriend, and hangs out with her at cupcake stores and what not.
by freneticmalestrom May 30, 2012
T-boxed
This is the female version of when men T-bag people. How men T-bag someone is done by placing their exposed testicles on an individual, most likely the head or face of anyone passed out drunk or sleeping. When a female v-bags someone its done when she places her exposed labia on an unsuspecting person. The ultimate v-bag involves photo's that can be posted on the internet.
This is the female version of when men T-bag people. How men T-bag someone is done by placing their exposed testicles on an individual, most likely the head or face of anyone passed out drunk or sleeping. When a female v-bags someone its done when she places her exposed labia on an unsuspecting person. The ultimate v-bag involves photo's that can be posted on the internet.
A group of girls found a dude passed out at a party and they each did a v-bag on him while taking pic's that they then posted on the web so his girlfriend could see.
by jpg3 October 29, 2012
by JackRosa April 21, 2021