Sally tired

A state of being, unprecedented laziness.

An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.

A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.

A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.

Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.

I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.

I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.

by MotherSally June 28, 2017

Tire Mark

A huge shit stain in your underwear or in the toilet bowl.

After eating Jorge's chili yesterday. I left some serious tire marks in the shitter.

by Brave Dave C February 28, 2016

shitfaced tired

When you are so tired that you act as if you are drunk and sometimes don't remember what you said or did the next morning

jill: thanks for walking me home last night, and all the sweet things you said to me

john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired

by loki219 October 13, 2010

introvert tired

The feeling you get after being with a group of people or just a single person.

School was great today, although I am a little introvert tired.

by eggdropsoup February 14, 2017

Buying Tires

Another way of saying that you need to take a crap.

This definition was inspired by a real life event where a guy sat on a toilet and called a tire shop while taking a crap.

Can we talk later? I'm buying tires!

by Winks99 May 4, 2019

Tired drunk

When you’re out of it from being tired and act like your drunk or high

Woah dude, I’m feelin a bit tired drunk

by EMSP420 June 13, 2019

Spicy Tires

A form of a foot fetish where you lick whiskey off your partners feet. Any whiskey will do but the whiskey of choice for proper practitioners is barrel aged bourbon.

Hey gorgeous, I got this new bottle of Pappy how about you take you shoes off and let me get some spicy tires.

by ShiftyGargoyle February 18, 2023