Tromboner

1. The act of receiving a "big one" while playing a trombone (or small one, depending on the person).

2. Getting a "big one" that resembles the shape of a trombone.

3. Getting a "big one" when catching the eye of a particularly attractive or sexy band player who just happens to play the trombone.

Dude 1: Oh crap, man! I just got a tromboner!
Dude 2: Hide it quickly! People might see it's distinct shape!

Dude 1: Man, he/she just gave me a tromboner!
Dude 2: Don't hide it, it's a symbol of pride!

by definerofthewords January 26, 2011

throbbin

erect pulsating cock, hard on

dat bitch got him throbbin yo

by tdogg July 16, 2003

rusty trombone

when a girl is jacking you off and licking your browneye at the same time

waaa waaaa waaaaaaa

by comal6669 October 19, 2003

throbie

Its when you have a massive, throbing, veiny erection.

Dude, that chick gave me a hudge throbie.

by Thomas Thomas February 4, 2006

heart throb

A male with tons of bitches on jock, always wanting his cock. He may attempt a girlfriend but it won't last for this animal cannot be contained with one vagina. Always smooth and good-looking, but never cocky. You may pretend you don't find him attractive, but you know you do.

Jill: omg, I just had the best sex ever last week. he's so suave and he did this thing with his... and this.. and

Beth: ...wait, who is this guy?

Jill: it's heart throb, why?

Beth: ...me too

Courtney: ...me three

by sammiefgt July 6, 2008

Throbbing Member [sabage]

A fully erect penis most likely with multiple veins pulsating from it. It will be rock hard and may not be used to describe a penis which is of a small size.

Back up or i will knock you out with my sabage Throbbing Member sabage

by elandyg1032k8 January 21, 2008

Thrombosis of the poop shoot

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.

Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.

by RobbieJor March 23, 2005