Damp Thong

The captial city of the great country of Vagiant.

I was born in Damp Thong, Vagiant.
The President lives in a large pink boat in the captial city of Damp Thong.

by D - H April 15, 2008

jit thong

A one-of-kind alpha male. Courageous and disciplined. Natural leader with sensitivity.

That bald dude is a real Jit Thong!

by England Specialist April 24, 2018

thong flosser

When one's underwear performs a Samba between one's cheeks.

-Jesus mother of god, this thong flosser has split my nutsack.

by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018

thong-dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

"Lemme guess, you used all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job. Of course, in your line of work, those are tax-deductable."

by stolen identity December 10, 2008

Thong Daddy

A big bear boy. Someone that is bearish on the stock market and covers his face with a thong in shame.

Dude, look at that guy's options. Such a thong daddy.

by elevenchu May 7, 2022

thong baby

The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life at the party at grandma's wedding.

I have a thong baby I need to tend to!

by c-wats February 8, 2018

jock thong

Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.

Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."

Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."

Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."

by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 20, 2014