Damp Thong

The captial city of the great country of Vagiant.

I was born in Damp Thong, Vagiant.
The President lives in a large pink boat in the captial city of Damp Thong.

by D - H April 15, 2008

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Superfluous thong

Normally found in Australia at festivals, on the side of the road, at a bus stop or in the middle of the desert. One of a pair of thongs, the most common of all Australian footwear and always there is only one... No one ever knows where the other one is. Common Australian beleif is that every now and then a thong gets sent back through space and time as an exchange for all the socks that dissapear...

"hey Brendon what is that you are wearing on your hand?"
"its a superfluous thong I just found over by that beer tent"

by Jikella October 1, 2009

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thong-dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

"Lemme guess, you used all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job. Of course, in your line of work, those are tax-deductable."

by stolen identity December 10, 2008

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jock thong

Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.

Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."

Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."

Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."

by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 20, 2014

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