Thom Yorke 

The amazingly creative genius behind the band Radiohead. Known most for short stature, lazy eye, and inntroverted nature. Supporter of fair trade organizations and outspoken on the subject of climate change.

Man, Thom Yorke is one beautiful 40 year old.

Thom Yorke by umlikewhatever May 16, 2009

themacuser.org 

A website in which a man is covered in what appears to be feces, eating "delicious turd cocks" (as depicted in the site). A mac computer is visible in the background, further suggesting that everyone who uses macs instead of pc's suck on shit covered dildos.

Joe: Have you ever been to themacuser.org? It's for people who are really into macs apparently. It's perfect for you!
Zoltan: Oh thanks man! I'm definitely gonna check it out! -You know how much I love macs, lol.
Next day...
Zoltan: fuck you man...
Joe: rofl

themacuser.org by loljustlol July 5, 2011

Thomasin 

A Polish girl who is EXTREMELY into photography. Everyone copies her every move and many like to copy her photos. She stalks people a lot. She's very mature for her age and only dates older guys. Most of her friends are online-friends, but that's okay because she likes to spend her time cooking for her family. Doesn't take no for an answer. Basically a hipster.

Mike: Did you hear Thomasin likes me?
Tim: That sucks! She needs to find guys her own age.
Mike: I know...this is my 3rd time rejecting her!

Thomasin by XHipster4lyfeX April 24, 2011

THOMAS DOHERTY 

THE HOTTEST FRIGGIN DUDE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Jonny?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Thomas Doherty!

THOMAS DOHERTY by Word-o-maniakkk November 30, 2018

Thomas 

Thomas is an amazing person. He is very loving, charismatic and kind. He cares so much. He makes me smile on a daily and it makes my day. Some people may think he is quite or weird but no you just have to get to know him and when you do he is the best person. When he is away for you you will his him. He is very memorable and he will have the urge to see him. He will make your day even from the littlest joke or comment. He is very special to me and I am so glad I met Thomas I think he is the love of my life. He cares a lot and even though Thomas might go through a lot he is so strong and understanding. He really is so special to me.

Thomas is an amazing person and he means the word to me.

Thomas by Keepdreaming💕 April 16, 2020

St Thomas Network 

The stream of ejaculatory fluid seeping from woman to woman to woman which eventually leads back a few dudes at Carlson Business College

"We'll get you an InTeRnShIp & JeOB while at sT tHoMas! All through the St Thomas Network!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all you have to do is pay 40k$ and read about SJW and business EThIcS! We haAve GReaT, SaLieNt MaJorS!"

"I guess I better bring my rain boots....sigh..."

St Thomas Network by BasedDe September 17, 2020

Thomas Bergersen 

The co-founder of Two Steps From Hell, a music production company who make epic music for trailers.

The modern day Mozart.

His own album, 'Illusions', was released in June. The song of the same name is the most amazing thing I have ever heard.

His world music features beautiful melodies, orchestra, traditional western choir, and sometimes complementary electronic sounds, the most gorgeous vocals ('Ocean Princess', 'Femme Fatale').

Person 1: What's some good trailer music I can listen to?

Person 2: Definitely try Two Steps From Hell or Thomas Bergersen.

Person 1: I was seriously pissed when 'Infinite Legends' was used in that fucking Twilight trailer.

Person 2: Well, it's good for publicity I guess...

Thomas Bergersen by PomiWells July 17, 2011