Hulu and Screw

When you're too poor to afford netflix so you use hulu with your bae

Guy: My netflix subscription is gone...so, Hulu and Screw?

Girl: As long as i get fucked while watching Twilight I'm in.

by MrShitInYourHouse774 March 30, 2016

Screw the Mooch

A level above mere "screwing the pooch" – i.e., the act of screwing up so badly and losing that it compares to former White House Communications Director Anthony "Mooch" Scaramucci's irreparable (possibly tragic) mistakes felt on a global scale.

You really did "screw the mooch" for all of us when you lost our biggest account and called the client's wife a huge slut. You know how hard it was to get that business with the Saudi Arabin king?!

by Grantasmo July 31, 2017

Turkey screwing

When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.

Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..

by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008

Screw Flu

(n.) A synonym for a sexually transmitted disease. Applies to any ailment contracted during intercourse, e.g. herpes, chlamydia, influenza, etc.

After homecoming, Deb had to go to the clinic; she caught a touch of the screw flu.

by Cap10 August 14, 2009

Up Screwed

When things are so messed up it has gone backwards on itself.

This job is so backwards it's up screwed.

by Holger B November 6, 2011

screw hound

An individual who engages in repeated sex acts with multiple partners.

Suzy had sex with Tom, Dick and Harry last night. She is such a screw hound.

by Phallic Member August 4, 2009

screw that initiative

To bluntly refuse to start to do an action.

(To refuse to begin another action)

Should I try the French blend? Nah, screw that initiative. I'll go with my regular blend.

"We should go to the mall first." "Screw that initiative."

by Kibzok November 11, 2008