Rachel

Rachel, a kind, funny, sweet and lovely person. When I met her I was the loneliest person I knew. Also because becuase I didn't really KNOW anyone. Rachel was there, listening to me talking to myself. And thinking to herself, "Is she mental?" Well my personal answer is yes. Yes I am mental. But Rachel never gave up on me. No matter how drunk or mental I acted. She was a loving person and best friend. She stuck by me throughout the year. Hopefully she'll remember me by 6th grade. Probably will, just my mind. But just know that whenever life destroys you and no matter how empty your heart might seem, if you have a Rachel in your life, go to her and squeeze her until she can't breath. Well, actually only a I can do that but...yeah. I'm being nice here so just....SHUT UPPPP. She helped me with my anger too! And the slow clock! And...MY MENTALNESS! JK she didn't fix that yet. She will NEVERRRRRRR fix it. It only adds to my personality. Anyway we are talking about Rachel not me. But that's not all-and what? No more space? Okay! Well maybe next time.

Guy: Hmmmmm...
Me: *evesdropping*

Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!

Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY

by _CatLuver_ April 4, 2019

Rachel

Rachel is a very nice girl, she often helps people that are in need showing compassion to other around her. It's will be a pleasure to have her around and she's also very sporty, she runs a lot and is very muscular. She's gonna top her studies and achieve something great!
Her type of guy is mostly sporty, handsome, caring and weird.

This person is so (Rachel). Pleasure to Rachel around

by Injek shun January 12, 2019

Rachel

Rachel Is a big Fat white nasty smelling Fat bitch she takes people off the schedule with her trifling dirty white racist ass big fat Oompa Loompa body ass bitch

this is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling that bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty white Racist ass big fat Oompa Loompa body ass bitch!!!

by The slash slinging hash or February 19, 2020

Rachel

Someone so fabulous that she could entirely devour your soul by her kindness.

The intrigued man: Tell me how Rachel is?

The passionate answer: She is like a sickness and its cure together.

by Wilfred of Ivanhoe November 3, 2017

Rachel

A very kind-hearted individual who cares a lot about her friends even if she doesn't show it often. She might seem a little moody but once you break through those walls what will find is a little bundle of joys who will give you all of her attention and affection. So it is important you treat her right because she can put her walls back to you just as quickly as her putting them down. Behind those glasses is a story waiting to be told, a mystery waiting to be discovered, and an adventure waiting to happen. If you find a Rachel in your life, your in for a good time.

Person 1: Hey, look. It's Gwen from Total Drama Island!
Person 2: No, that's just Rachel.

by MilkManFan October 1, 2022

rachel

she’s HOTTT

oh wow look at rachel

by an ominous May 15, 2019

Rachel

This message lasts two minutes

This is for rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch
Why you took me off the mother fucking schedule with yourtriffling
Dirty white racist ass big fat bitch
Oompa loompa body ass bitch
Im comig up there and im gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and d9nt even call the police today

"i dont like rachel"
"this is for rachel..."

by Ur mom is gay bitchessss March 8, 2020