Nuke Nut

A massive load of nut busted after a long dry spell of no sex or masturbation.

After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.

I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.

Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.

by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020

fard nukes

gru can use them when he does the 😤 emoji
(Caution: fard nukes can cause intense fard spamming)

gru is going to send fard nukes to your home

by calebfard July 14, 2023

Murph Nuke

When you cum into a condom, flip it inside out, put it on your hand like a glove, and punch someone in the face full force.

Yo did you hear? Joe pulled a murph nuke on frank!

by JustThat_1 January 24, 2020

booty nuke

A fart so bad it kills everyone within 20 feet of them

Did you hear about that guy who dropped a booty nuke? Everyone in his house died!!

by Cailyn_robinson1 October 07, 2017

Hit it with a nuke

A humorous term used to end an annoying conversation with someone, normally complaining about their life.

Batman: My parents are dead!
Me: Hit it with a nuke

by 1dchouseman September 21, 2012

Nuke a table

When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes

"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"

by CatLag September 30, 2020

nuke the lizarard

If you looked this up you are person of culture

Nuke the lizarards!!!!!

by The cat lady 189 April 29, 2021