Keg Swammi

The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.

I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.

by CoachDB October 28, 2011

lean keg

Noun, A large barrel or keg of lean. Usually at a party to make people "lit".

"Hey bro, wanna drink a lean keg?"
"Yeah, it's gunna be lit. We should start a keg party."

by Autistic Retard December 16, 2016