green desking

Doing school and/or office work outside

E.g at a park

My boss came in today and encourage me to try green desking at least once this week

by Ruby_E01 October 19, 2021

Deske

That one person/object you devote your entire existence to.

OBI4AM TE DESKE

by rejina February 04, 2021

Desk Dump

A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.

"I really hate the head of sales, he's such a dick. I'm going to desk dump him"

by Dumpers March 01, 2020

Crap desk

a desk where you put you backpack and books and yo crap in class. usally emty and next to you...

put that shit on the crap desk dog

by hI121 October 23, 2010

The Desk

a discord server consisting of 13 year old mods that ban you for making a joke

guy 1: hey, can i invite you to The Desk?

guy 2: suck my balls

by akhelm May 15, 2022

Obese desk

For annoying gamers.

You is an obese desk.

by Espaussitous March 12, 2021

Desking

The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off

"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"

by LesbianLuthor October 16, 2018