Covid Spelunker
A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.
The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Covid Spelunkermug. Basically a one hit wonder rapper that blew up over the pandemic
Once the pandemic is over they’re irrelevant and fell off
Once the pandemic is over they’re irrelevant and fell off
by Trippiereddit69 March 9, 2021
Get the Covid rappermug. An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.
by DRJAY April 23, 2020
Get the COVID Beardmug. To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.
by CampionShagSlave January 15, 2021
Get the Covid Catfishmug. by No Hemingway October 5, 2020
Get the Covid-in-Chiefmug. When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot
by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020
Get the Covid-toesmug. Covid-19's little brother
by Squid_salad April 6, 2021
Get the COVID-18mug.