diddy whopper

Lower level worker with low intellect who assumes their job entails nothing more than sitting on their ass and displays passive aggression towards actually doing ones job

The ol Diddy whopper behind the desk huffed his way back to my room to unlock it because he gets paid to twiddle his thumbs and watch nonsense television

by Desert lightning February 24, 2016

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whopper dot

A small poop stain left in one’s underwear, usually after a long day of wear or a near accident. Named after the mark a melted whopper candy might leave on clothing.

After barely holding in that poop all day, I had a whopper dot in my underwear.

by JonBoy07 May 26, 2020

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five whoppers

a completely fair and reasonable request, commonly paired with five more whoppers.

may I have ten whoppers?

no, you mean five whoppers, and five more whoppers?

by noob_pixels June 29, 2024

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Cock Whopper

When you absolutely pound fuck the shit out of someone’s throat with your big juicy succulent cock as though they just swallowed a burger king burger in one bite.

Friend: hey have you heard of the word cock whopper?

You: ofc what do you think I did last night in the bedroom?

Friend: “Damn you seriously Cock whopped someone last night?!”

You: “yup, served with extra mayo too.”

by SpiderKiller59 April 14, 2022

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