ho jo mo yo smuggler

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.
The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.
by craig john November 10, 2006
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Cock smuggler

A bloke who hides other blokes cocks in his ass for pleasure without hesitation or regret.
That Alexander Gregory roe guy from Sandgate is such a cock smuggler! He’s always hanging out upstairs at the best mega club.
by Hitso April 23, 2018
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cock smuggler

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler.
by November 19, 2022
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honey smuggler

My uncle is a honey smuggler
by The Big Nigel August 08, 2022
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Yo-yo smuggler

A woman sporting an extremely large cameltoe in an international airport!
Hey check out her cameltoe she is a yo-yo smuggler for sure!
by May 15, 2021
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Mud Smuggler

Those girls are wasting their time , Kip is a mud smuggler.
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Nut Smuggler

by mittehitte January 09, 2020
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