Law of Skins

Pertaining to the British show Skins, this law dictates that any two characters in a drama of a sexual nature shall, at some point in the current episode or next, engage in intercourse.
*Tony and Effy appear on screen*
Guy 1: "They're gonna bang"

Guy 2: "They're related!"

*Later in the episode "Now fuck your sister!"*
Guy 1: "Law of Skins!!!"
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Skin Party

Girl: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Boy: SKIN PARTY!
Girl: Where?
Boy: JERSEY!
by donkeyteaser June 24, 2010
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skin slinky

Hey BIOTCH, you want to play with my SKIN SLINKY?
by CyberNomaD November 1, 2003
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Skin Tuba

slang for penis, like skin flute, but people with big dicks play the skin tuba, not to be confused with skin trombone
Ronny has a big dick but he cant get any chicks so every night he plays the skin tuba
by fry1077 March 30, 2011
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shit skin

Look at all those shit skins at the KFC.
by garyb January 9, 2006
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skinning and grinning

Smiling all in a person's face, trying to gain their favor. Usually a person that is skinning and grinning is being fake or phony, flattering, or flirting. Trying to impress or befriend a person. Often they don't really like or respect the person and since they aren't being sincere, they are just skinning and grinning.
person 1: My boss always gives me so much more work to do than everybody else.
person 2: Really? Why do you think that is?
person 1: I don't know, probably because I'm not always skinning and grinning in his face like the other people there.
by xXSerendipityXx December 19, 2008
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skin flute

Brendan, silly, can you come over here and play my skin flute for me? It will be thupar
by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 9, 2015
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