Ditch picnics

Anytime you eat a sandwich on the way to Lake Wabamum.

Hey honey,are you hungry? No I had a couple ditch picnics on the way home.

by Whogibbs April 18, 2020

picnic

when your dorm bed is way too flimsy and loud so you have to put a blanket down and fuck on the floor

Sam and I had a picnic last night so my neighbors wouldn't know we fucked.

by iowapete February 20, 2020

Backseat Picnic

Two people giving each other oral sex in the back seat of one of their cars

Guy: So we could go get lunch somewhere, where do you want to eat?
Girl: Ooh I know! We could pack a lunch, roll the windows down and have a backseat picnic

by Harrietbubson September 10, 2020

picnic

you sit down. you eat. MAGIC!

Jo: you wanna have a picnic Lauren?
Lauren: NO

by REB7293_2223hfje September 16, 2020

Hitchens Picnic

A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.

While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.

by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 20, 2022

waterproof picnic blanket

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.

Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.

by L0lWh0t August 16, 2022

Gay Picnic

a dick appointment, usually for two men or homosexual people

"hey i got to go to this Gay Picnic with this dude"

by MagnoliaIsTrash August 27, 2022