punching the midnight squirrel

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).

NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.

by @The Hojer December 8, 2015

the michael brown effect

When a six foot five inch tall hulk of a man in a spitting rage, smashing through the window of a car to assault its occupants is reduced to an underfed, four foot tall teenager .. just being friendly.

Wow, that murdering fruitcake just got the Michael Brown effect. He must have an amazing lawyer!

by Blitzkreep December 13, 2014

The Misbourne

honestly the worst school in bucks, it's an absolute shithole filled with either crackheads or pricks that think they're some next level upper class wanker, don't come here unless you wanna be filled with some stuck up cunts and a bunch of bumberclarts

Friend of High Intelligence: What school did you go to?
Me: The Misbourne
Friend of High Intelligence: Fuck me it's a shithole i've heard
Me: You don't fuckin say

by grannytranny69420 November 27, 2019

kissing the mic

hogging the limelight. a person who is trying to steal the show.

at Live 8, Geldof kept kissing the mic

by pulcher_ancilla September 21, 2005

The Middle Of Buttfuck Nowhere

To be in the middle of Buttfuck nowhere.
Hillbilly country.

To be on an isolated place in the middle of nowhere.

Well done Terry, now the car's smashed up and we're IN THE MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, all because you had to hotbox THE FUCKING CAR WHILE DRIVING... WITH THE WINDOWS UP! FUCK YOU TERRY. FUCK YOU.

Just like that Hillbilly's over there's going to do.

by FUCK! THERE'S MORE HILLBILLIES April 1, 2021

away with the mixer

Phrs. Not quite in touch with reality, in a dreamy state. (Merseyside British use)

"Have you seen Debbie lately? God, she's really away with the mixer, i'n't she!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

The Mighty Boosh

British comedy written by and starring comedians Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. Developed from three stage shows and a six episode radio series, it has since spawned a total of twenty television episodes for BBC Three and two live tours of the UK.

Along with various other characters that are either played by Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding... or Noel Fielding's family members. A lot of surprises and other great comedians.

The show that will make you laugh till your not stoned anymore... best show on BBC tv. I LOVE VINCE AND HOWARD. Watch it... then you shall know. I laughed till i fell over in pain (seriously).
I quote this show so many times everyday i have lost track.

BBC AMERICA, ADULT SWIM, The Mighty Boosh

Old Gregg- I GOT A MANGINA
Howard- ahhhhh!

by MarjorieKEEK August 19, 2009