Switch my lasagna around

Masturbate.

Hey, I'll be right back, I need to switch my lasagna around.

by Onehundredpercentvanilla March 30, 2022

Greenup County Lasagna Slap

This is not limited to one person. It can be considered a group activity.
The art of pooing in a bag then peeing and ejacualating in it with the purpose of going up to someone on the street and slapping them with it and running away.

Me: Hey, old lady in a wheelchair, want a recipe for Greenup County lasagna.

Old Lady In Wheelchair: Why, sure. Want some hard candy?

Me: UP YOUR ASS! -goes forth with Greenup County Lasagna Slap-

by L. K. Saltsman January 23, 2009

Hope ya like lasagna

A warning to nearby friends or company, alerting them of the terrible upcoming odor you have just released.

Lance: The other day I was walking to class when....

Eric Sherman: WOW!

Lance: What?

Eric Sherman: Hope ya like lasagna.

by echo 9 November 15, 2007

Titty fuck da lasagna

I love you

Babe I’ve never felt like this before. I could titty fuck da lasagna out of you forever.

by Snarfer April 05, 2023

Give me fucking lasagna role

A plead for the essential need of a role for a special lasagna.

Lasagna: please give me fucking lasagna role!!
Owner: no.
Lasagna: wtf!

by Fucking bean May 18, 2019

go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog

Just a nonsense sentence dubbed as the longest palindrome (word, sentence or phrase spelled the same forwards or backwards) that has meaning.

"go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog" is already a sentence.

by styxfan July 30, 2014

Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

the affirmation of future meetings perchance to conclude the aforementioned meeting or passing.
see you later
A phrase to say: see you later

That was a nice talk, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

Damn you got a phat ass, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!
I was just letting you know you are fine as hell, and if I can't be your man, I want to be your friend just so I can be near you, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

by ninjawarriordex August 20, 2007