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Funnel Suck

When a woman goes down on a man's penis, her lips are so stretched downwards , it makes the appearance of a funnel. The elongate lips are the tip of the funnel, and the rest of her head are the bottom. This is opposite of a kiss sick, where the lips are closer to the face.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How did it go with Charmaine last night?
David: Oh, she was great! When she went down on me, her lips were SO stretched down on my cock, it looked like a funnel tip! She REALLY knows how to funnel suck!
by brooskitooski September 30, 2025
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get the funnel

A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.
House cat: *meows angrily and pees and poops*
Me: Time to get the funnel! (rolling my eyes)
by CP Dogg June 8, 2021
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fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.
I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.
by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017
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Funnel Fight

"Funnel Fighting" isn't a real term. No one uses it, except those with an IQ of about 50. It is a special term for those who refuse to accept "funnel race" as the appropriate terminology.
Funnel fight? What? Do you want me to beat you with a funnel? You're fucking weird.
by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009
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Funnel busting

when you cum into a funnel and let it seep into someones bellybutton
guy 1:How was your date yesterday guy 2:oh it went great, we were funnel busting all night.
by gfhdsjkuoyrfuiwytrioe April 14, 2024
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Drone Funnel

A device that is used for guiding a drone's payload from the exterior of a home or business into the interior. Often on a recipients roof or the exterior of their home or business.
by dave_train September 6, 2016
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Dong Funnel

1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.

2: Slang for a homosexual
Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"

Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"
by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009
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