On the dog 

A development of the well-known phrase "hair of the dog", being on the dog originally referred to drinking large amounts, but can also be used to refer to being on the ball with things such as work and sport.

Hows the work going mate?
Yeah really well, I'm really on the dog at the moment.

Hows the training for that 10k race going?
Not so great, I've fallen off the dog a bit, I'll be back on the dog properly next week though.

On the dog by Blackers_4 June 5, 2011

Shave the Dog 

The act of trimming a man's giant mount of bushy pubic hair to a more appropriate length in order to make his junk look bigger and more presentable to the ladies.

Eddie finally decided to shave the dog after his ladies kept complaining about his massive gorilla salad.

Shave the Dog by Manscape Artist April 16, 2013

Cleaning the Dog 

Dropping the kids off at the pool. Taking a dump. When someone takes a long inconvenient shit, typically at a party.

Last night during a board game, Denton was cleaning the dog and prevent the group from finishing the game.

Cleaning the Dog by martin2016 June 25, 2016

walking the dog 

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

walking the dog by Glen January 9, 2004

flick the dog

to masturbate.

I was flicking my dog like it was going out of fashion yesterday, Billy Bob. Yes, siree.

flick the dog by Patrick Bateman June 17, 2003

Jog the Dog

To Jog the Dog is to stroke ones penis vigorously until orgasm is achieved, in other words, Masturbation.

The sudden urge to "Jog the Dog" may occur when;

1. You've been cock blocked and all out of options.

2. You're Horny.

3. You're Bored.

4. Your both bored AND horny.

5. You can't get some from your girlfriend/wife/etc.

6. Can't afford your local prostitutes.

Looks like Kevin is off to Jog the Dog!

Jog the Dog by Beta House December 9, 2008

soaping the dog 

while you're fucking a hot guy or girl.... the putting of the entire male genital package into the orifice in question. More of a challenge for gays because of the unique expansive powers of the cunt. Named bacause of its near impossibility.

After the football game last night elephant cocked andrew soaped the dog with tight little james while the rest of the guys banged each other and themselves off.

soaping the dog by fb December 31, 2004